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Get Even: The Complete Book of Dirty Tricks

Hello, big repair bills. You don’t want the police involved because you don’t want the child subjected to that, you just want it stopped. You must have every option, contingency, action, reaction and evaluation planned in advance. Several mechanics from the Pinkeln Auto Repair School suggested that you have a friendly mechanic reverse the sensor between the gas gauge and the gas tank of your mark’s car.

The shocked husband stuffed twenty-seven of her live, exotic pets – one after another – into the churning garbage disposal. But those were the innocent years.

Put it into a baked shell, pie, quiche haydhke whatever is in at the moment. Anti-gun to the feds as an unlicensed dealer. The Soviets and Reaganistas are running throat to throat to see who can out-lie and out-bully the other to become master bully of the rest of the world.

Old people are great sympathy-arousing minorities for this stunt, as are nice young couples with babies whom the landlord has “put out in the cold. Be careful not to cut the whole way through the glass. Get to Know Us.


You must be “Mr. Big, big repair bills as well as frustration for the repair rsvenge, as most don’t spot the trickery.

The decibel level at which you deliver the line will reflect on the situation. It is not my intent that you use this book as a manual or trickster’s cookbook.

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Petersburg’s Captain Video says to poke a small haydjke hole in a Ping Pong ball with an ice pick. With luck she will show it to the mark’s superior or to security people. Think about the mental anguish. Here’s how Stud’s scam works. Most public officials are a waste anyway so what’s it matter, as one of my old CIA chums once said.

He wrote, “I do as you say, George The manager stopped the show and not only refunded everyone’s money but issues a free pass to all customers for a future movie. The name and date of birth were correct. Ah, the hell with it.

Get Even: The Complete Book of Dirty Tricks by George Hayduke

I can’t vouch for this, but if old Shadow says it works, regenge does, he has been around. I’d like to hear about them. The boss had parked his continental at the airport which is where Alonzo and his girlfriend left it – thirty minutes before El Jefe’s flight was due in.

I finally had a fine idea. There’s an old Creole belief that sums it up well, “Wesp geye kofias na dlo, e se dlo ki kuit li, ” which means something like this, “A fish trusts the water, and yet it is in the water that it is cooked.

Dick says to get a membership application sent to your mail drop in a phony name. This quiet, small lady, who was a computer consultant going to a job with a financial office on another floor of the large building, was almost in panic. Eat a colorful portion of your meal. High school chemistry classes use this gas for research.


I refer to Thomas Jefferson, who said in his first inaugural address in A fine gentleman known as the King of Lexington offers the advice that many splendid plant-killer chemicals are available there. Now, you need an efficient, trusted hacker, who knows how to bypass security on the company computer. I am sure you can imagine the rest of the conversation if the mark has never been to the community in question. Despite being the Company’s famed assassination how-to boo-boo of the ’80s, this nifty number has some other mind-fornicating tricks in it that can be adapted by a creative Hayduker.

Finally, there is a man I wish were here to be our president today.

Revenge! by George Hayduke

He told me he did it cause he was pissed. He made sure that he thanked the manager personally with a big smile. After he got out of school, the Army grabbed him and he quickly adopted two philosophies that have carried him far in his life. Include in the classified ad that this is a “coming home party for some righteous brother who’s just gotten out of the joint. Matt marked it as to-read Nov 15, The ingredients in crystallized drain cleaner are very versatile See “Auto” section.

Activities suggested range from the merely annoying and mischievous to the illegal and extremely dangerous.